We lost an hour last night, but look on the bright side, we’re that much closer to happy hour. I told him, “You better get your hearing checked bro, you’re supposed to turn your clock back!” Walked in on my idiot brother as he was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym. The best thing about daylight savings time is it shortens the current Presidential term by one hour. Sorry if you lost an hour trying to figure out if we gained or lost an hour this weekend! Since when is less sleep and more daylight a good thing? Raising children feels like waking up on the first morning of daylight savings time every day for 18 years!
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Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also International Women’s Day.Īpparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been a bit much. Made love to my wife for an hour and two minutes last night, thanks, daylight savings time! It’s time to spring forward to a maladjusted sleep cycle. If I wasn’t so blinking tired I would protest daylight saving time. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. I’m not saying I love switching to daylight saving time, I’m just saying I never drink before noon. I forgot it’s daylight savings and was really confused how I spent an hour making 2 slices of toast! I don’t need daylight saving time to show up to work an hour late. I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in! Hands up if you feel personally victimized by daylight savings time! If we ever run out of dad jokes we’ve always got daylight savings time jokes to fall back on.ĭaylight saving time means the clock in my car is finally correct again.ĭaylight Saving Time: Because your sleep schedule isn’t screwed up enough as it is.ĭaylight savings time is some really shady accounting!ĭaylight savings time should be renamed mehwhedhurztshengy because that’s how my brain feels right now!ĭon’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend, think of it as being an hour closer to breakfast.ĭuring daylight saving time everyone loses their happy hour! Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?īecause time will tell. Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock? Why did the man put a clock under his desk? Why did the kid put his clock in the oven? What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? What kind of watch is best for people who don’t like time on their hands?īecause time was always running out. What are your two favourite times to party? That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon. If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? I’ve got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.”Ĭustomer: “I’d like a watch that tells time.”Ĭlerk: “Don’t you have a watch that tells time?” “I hope you’re not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock?” said the principal to a new boy.
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For the latter I fully admit a lapse of good sense, but for the former in regard to my provision of detailed thoughts on the issue after the fact, I can only say I'm still figuring out how to engage with issues in a way that won't go off the rails.It’s joke time, time for the top jokes of all time, take your eyes of the clock and settle down to the funniest time of your life. Sorry for causing shit by not being clear, and for making an easily misunderstood joke in a place where people were getting all worked up and taking matters very seriously. Although yes I do admit the joking at first wasn't anywhere near this sort of effort. But should I just never talk and somehow practice public engagement all alone to myself? How could I do that? You have to engage to get better at dealing with common assumptions. I can't argue with the results in this thread. Am I shitty at working around that misperception? Yeah, I guess apparently so. Unfortunately, people see "this is not the correct measures" and assume one is in with the racists who deny that there are even institutionalized bigotry issues to be dealing with. I do get why people think I'm just shitting on something good, because I do see these things are making the kid happy for now, but I think that is never to be taken as an appropriate response to the kind of shit that made his troubles happen in the first place. Click to expand.I just think it's too easy to keep having offenses and keep providing token offerings in response and using that to think "hey, we got it!" and not actually changing anything in a meaningful way.
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